Posted by mONSo on April 17, 2008 at 7:22 am
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Posted by mONSo on April 13, 2008 at 2:34 am
Ada satu couple yg tak ada anak….so pergilah jumpa doktor, lalu doktor pun bagilah pil hormon, after couple month wife diapun pregnant. Dalam bulan ke 6, pergilah Scan…so, doktor kata “CONGRATULATION” , you akan dapat triplet boys. While Scanning the babies were having conversation among themselves;
Baby 2 : Abang!, Bila keluar nanti, dah besar nak jadi apa?
Baby 1 : Bila abang besar nanti nak kerja ngan TNB
Baby 2 : Kenapa ?,
Baby 1 : Pasal dalam ini gelap sangat, nak letak lampu.
Baby 1 : Adik pulak, bila keluar nanti nak jadi apa?,
Baby 2 : Oh, adik nak kerja ngan Jabatan Tali Air.
Baby 1 : Kenapa?
Baby 2 : Sebab, dalam ini banyak sangat air….takut lemas nanti. Both of them then ask their youngest brother,
Baby 1 & 2 : Adik pulak nak jadi apa?
Baby 3 : Bila keluar nanti adik nak jadi SB,
Baby 1 & 2 : SB tuh apa ?
Baby 3 : SB tuh SPECIAL BRANCH..PENYIASAT
Baby 1 & 2 : Kenapa nak jadi Special Branch ?
Baby 3 : Pasal adik nak investigate, kepala siapa yang dok keluar masuk kat sini, lepas tuh pancut air kat kita. heeeee….geram betullah…. .
muaaaahahahahahahaa aaaaa…
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Posted by mONSo on April 11, 2008 at 8:57 am
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Posted by mONSo on April 10, 2008 at 9:05 am
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Posted by mONSo on April 10, 2008 at 2:04 am
Dear Colleagues,
This mail was just forwarded to me.
PLASTIC GORENG PISANG WILL MAKE YOU SICK
This is a true story.
Mum said my uncle saw it in Tunjang (Kedah) and the pasar malam in Titi Chai Kangar (Perlis) where goreng pisang was sold on afternoons.
The hawker added a plastic drinking straw into a wok of hot oil and let it melt completely before he started to fry some bananas in the bubbling oil.
This is why some fried bananas and ubi are so crispy… For hours…!!
My uncle asked the hawker about this, but the hawker did not answer him. When my uncle told my mum about this, they realised this is how the hawkers ensure that fried food stays crispy for their customers. My mum said that in Thailand, they do the same thing to keep fried ikan bilis and fried onions crispy, even if left in the open for hours!!
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Posted by mONSo on April 8, 2008 at 8:34 am
Alkisah ada seorang perempuan bisu yang sudahpun berkahwin, pada suatu hari, dia telah ke supermarket untuk membeli daging, tetapi disebabkan dia bisu, dia mempunyai kesusahan untuk berkomunikasi dengan para pekerja di sana.
Disebabkan begitu, dia membuat keputusan untuk memanggil kashier masuk dalam bilik. Pada hari yang pertama, dia nak beli dada ayam. Dia pun panggil kashier tu masuk dalam bilik sulit, pompuan tu bukak baju dia, tunjuk kat dada dia, pastu buat aksi ayam. Kashier tu pun paham, then dia pun kasi dada ayam kat dier.
Next day, dia nak beli paha ayam. Dia pun panggil kashier masuk bilik, dia angkat skirt dia, tunjuk kat paha dia,
pastu buat aksi ayam. Kashier tu pun paham, kasi dia paha ayam.
The next day lagi, dia nak beli hot-dog. Dia pun bawak suami dia.
Soalannya ialah:
Apakah isteri tu akan buat?
Fikirlah…. Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted by ~jambu~ on April 1, 2008 at 4:23 am
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