Archive for March 14, 2008

jangan jadi cikgu camni…x’baik…

Posted by mONSo on March 14, 2008 at 7:31 am

Ada seorang cikgu tadika yang tak percaya wujudnya Tuhan. Dia pun berfikir bagaimana hendak mempengaruhi kanak-kanak di tadika tersebut supaya tak percaya wujudnya Tuhan. Tiba-tiba, dia mendapat satu akal…

Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen ini?
Murid-murid : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ada kan?
Murid-murid : Ada cikgu.

Kemudian guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen itu
ke dalam poket dia dan kemudian bertanya lagi..

Guru tadika : Anak-anak,nampak tak pen?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : pen ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika : Anak-anak nampak Tuhan tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Tuhan ada tak?
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Sniffer squad dogs Malaysian DVD pirates

Posted by mONSo on March 14, 2008 at 4:23 am

Anti-pirated optical disc sniffer dogs Paddy (right) and Manny walk the beat in Putrajaya yesterday. The Malaysian government announced yesterday the establishment of the world’s first permanent national anti-piracy canine unit comprised of the two Labrador sniffer dogs to detect pirated optical discs.

Malaysian authorities said yesterday they hoped two specially trained dogs would help police sniff out pirated DVDs.

The two male Labrador retrievers from Northern Ireland, Paddy and Manny, are trained to smell chemicals used in DVD production.
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