seorang anak lelaki, si Apit.

Pada suatu malam si Papa nak menunaikan

tanggungjawap kepada siMama.

“Sayang, abang nak lagi, Yang”. Pelawa siPapa

disertai nafas ghairah.

“Ya bang… tengok dulu si Apit, dah tidur ke belum?”

Jawab siMama penuh kerinduan.

Mendapat lampu hijau, si Papa terus teriak.

“Pit… dah tidur kau pit?.”

“belum Papa… tengah baca buku.”

“Sudah…esok saja, dah malam, tidur!!!!”

Perintah siPapa dengan tegas

Kira kira 10 minit kemudian, si Papa teriak lagi.

“Pit…. dah tidur kau Pit?

“Belum….”

Si Papa mengemaskan ikatan kain pelikat

lalu keluar memarahi dan memukul si Apit.

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HIDDEN CAMERA IN BATHROOM…
“SEVEN CAUGHT IN ACTION”

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This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you — and me!

Lotus Touts: You have 6 minuVtes

There’s some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you’re not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

Do not keep this message.

The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, ‘I love you,’ mean it.

FIVE. When you say, ‘I’m sorry,’ look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.

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Relax. if you can hehe..

Ia mungkin melucukan dan dianggap tidak masuk akal tetapi pegawai kesihatan persekutuan Amerika Syarikat (AS) dijangka segera mengeluarkan laporan yang memberi amaran kepada umum mengenai faedah kentut.

“Kentut, jika kerap dihidu boleh menyembuhkan perbagai penyakit berbahaya seperti sakit kepala, gangguan pada mata, emfisema, lelah, bronkitis sakit jantung dan lain lain. Setiap tahun, kira-kira 130,000 rakyat AS telah pulih daripada perbagai penyakit disebabkan menghidu kentut dan ramai lagi berasa lega daripada penyakit serius kerana terlalu lama terdedah kepada keadaan itu,” kata seorang doktor yang bertugas dengan Pusat Kawalan Penyakit (CDC) AS.
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Cermin 2 arah Beware bagi yang suka nginap di hotel atau gi toilet awam. Tu baru cermin
tak kira lagi kamera tertutup di lampu2. Bahaya tu takut jadi macam student
Gombak.

BAGAIMANA MENGENAL PASTI CERMIN 2 ARAH ?

Ketika kita masuk ke toilet awam, bilik mandi, bilik hotel, ruang ganti
pakaian, dan lain-lain, seberapa besar anda yakin bahawa cermin yang
tergantung di dinding dan kelihatannya seperti cermin biasa itu memang
benar-benar cermin biasa, atau sebenarnya itu adalah cermin dua arah orang di belakang cermin boleh melihat anda, sementara anda tidak
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