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In the Arabic fable has two friends to travel in the desert,

Some selected them in the journey to quarrel,

Has also given other.

Is hit thinks is insulted, a word language, does not write down in the sand:

“my good friend has hit an my palm of the hand today. “

They continue to proceed. Until arrived the fertile plain, they decided stops.

Is hit the palm of the hand that almost to be drown to death, luckily is rescued by the friend.

After is rescued, he took a young sword to engrave in the stone:

“my good friend has rescued an my life today. “

One side the curious friend asks:

Why I have hit after you,you must write in the sand,

But the present must engrave in the stone?

Smiles in addition the reply said that,

When by a friend injury,

Must write the place which is easy to forget,

The wind can be responsible to cancel it;

Opposite if is helped,

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1) kawan tu bkn mcm maen FUTSAL. Mula-mula kejar..dah dapat sepak..

2) kawan tu bkn mcm maen SKATE. Mula-mula gosok..lepas tu pijak..

3) kawan tu bkn mcm maen RAGBI. Mula-mula tangkap.. dah dapat tendang..

4) kawan tu bknnya mcm PAMPERS.. dah pakai, buang..

5) kawan tu bknnya mcm BARANG KEMAS. Waktu baru beli pakai. Dah sengkek
gadai.

6) kawan tu bkn mcm PELANGI. Hari cerah takde..hujan gerimis baru muncul..

7) kawan tu bkn mcm KERETA. Rosak skit,jual.. ambik kereta baru..

kawan tu bkn mcm CHIPSMORE.. skejap ade skjp tak..

9) kawan tu bkn mcm BANK. Bila dah takde duit, pegi kat sana ambik.

10) lagi…..kawan tu mcm ape ye???? Haa..kawan tu mcm AWAK LA. . bila saya
hantar msg, awak akan baca msg saya dgn teliti sampai habis. Read the rest of this entry »

Seorang anak cine bertanya kepada ayahnya

anak: ayah, ni daging apa?

ayah: daging babi

anak: daging apa?

ayah: daging babi nak

anak: daging apa?

ayah: daging babi sayang

anak: daging ape?

ayah: dagingla! babi!!!

p/s: jangan tiru perangai ayah macam ni!

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Seorang CEO ingin mencari eksekutif baru dalam syarikatnya. Dari beribu permohonan , hanya empat yang betul-betul menarik perhatiannya. Bagaimanapun beliau tidak dapat memilih antara keempat-empat orang calon tersebut, lantas memanggil kesemuanya untuk ditemuduga (beliau tidak sekayaDonald Trump untuk menganjurkan temu duga seperti The Apprentice). Setelah keempat-empat calon berada di hadapan beliau, CEO tadi pun mula berkata, “Saya ada satu soalan yang mungkin memberi jawapan berbeza, calon yang memberikan jawapan terbaik akan diterima untuk bekerja di sini”
Soalann ya adalah: “Apakah perkara tau benda yang paling pantas ekali?”, tanya CEO tersebut.

Calon pertama berkata,
“FIKIRAN, kerana kadang ianya datang sendiri tanpa kita sedari”

“Bagus, satu jawapan yang baik”, kata CEO tadi. Read the rest of this entry »

Telefon Bimbit Hilang? Apa Yang Boleh Lakukan

Jangan berikan peluang kepada mereka yang mencuri telefon bimbit anda
daripada menggunakannya. Jadikan ia tidak berguna supaya ia tidak lagi
boleh dijual kepada orang lain.

Caranya mudah. Setiap telefon bimbit mempunyai nombor siri IMEI yang
tersendiri. Anda hanya perlu mengetahuinya dan menyimpan catatannya.

Untuk memeriksa nombor siri IMEI ini, tekan simbol dan nombor berikut :-

* # 0 6 #

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1. There are at least two people in
this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever
hate you is because they want to be
just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring
happiness to anyone, even if they
don’t like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about
you before they go to sleep.
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