Archive for November 2, 2007

Orang Bodoh & Orang Pandai

Posted by mONSo on November 2, 2007 at 7:32 am

Orang bodoh = pakai credit card sampai maximum, lepas tu takleh bayar (berlagak macam org banyak duit!)

Orang pandai = pakai credit card tapi orang lain bayarkan (pakai kad klon la tu!)

Orang bodoh = ada motor tapi gi kerja nak naik LRT jugak (kes suka bergesel la ni)

Orang pandai = takde motor, takde kereta, takde LRT tapi ada otak (kes suka numpang kereta or motor kawan tapi tak reti nak hulur duit minyak!)

Orang bodoh = company dah sediakan nescafe, milo, biskut bla bla bla tapi gi minum gak kat cafeteria kena bayar plak tu

Orang pandai = tak minum kat cafeteria tapi company punya nescafe, milo, biskut bla bla bla angkut bawak balik !!!!

Orang bodoh = beli suratkhabar sebab nak tengok nombor ekor je pas tu buang

Orang pandai = orang yg tunggu org bodoh buang pas tu dia kutip… dapat baca semua sekali wo

Orang bodoh = kentut kuat kat office pas tu bangga ngan baunya

Orang pandai = kentut senyap sunyi (takde bunyi) baunya… boleh buat unta sakit perut! dhab pun koma sekejap! pas tu bermati-matian salahkan member sebelah guess sapa member sebelah tu?…sibodoh yg kentut kuat tula!)

Orang bodoh = ada masalah cerita kat orang pandai

Orang pandai = dengar masalah orang bodoh pastu cerita kat orang bodoh yang lain, pas tu membodohkan orang bodoh tu…jadinya orang bodoh yang pertama tu jadi bodohs (plural

Ada lagi…scroll down

Orang bodoh = orang yg buang masa baca cerita ni!

Orang pandai = saper yang forward cerita ni… hA hA hA…aku la tu…
jadi yang mana satu pilihan bijak?

pandainyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

LEPAS BACA JANGAN MARAH…..NANTI KENA JUAL!!!!

****kalau nak jadi org yg pandai, cepat-cepat ler fwd cerita nih…….heheheheeeee……….

p/s: takkan nak kena sorang2 kan??? Kan?? Kan????

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Moblile Phone And Violent Death

Posted by mONSo on November 2, 2007 at 4:15 am

Before we start, we warn you that the following slides contain graphic material. This pictures are from a very young girl whose dreams faded once she made the wrong choice of using her cell phone while driving.

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A SIMPLE SECOND OF DISTRACTION TOOK AWAY HER LIFE AND DREAMS.

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THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED!

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There are not second chances, Don’t think this can’t happen to you…..

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WARNING: The following images contain graphic material.

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Roses that never reached it’s destination.They could have been for her mom, dad, brother or boyfriend…We’ll never know!All we know is that it could have been avoided.

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DO NOT use it when you drive.Don’t risk your life!

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Please read and return

Posted by mONSo on November 2, 2007 at 12:46 am

 Thaddeus Wong



From: Lona_Unji@*************.com [mailto:Lona_Unji@*************.com]
Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2007 10:45 AM
Subject: Fw: Please read and return

 
—– Forwarded by Lona Unji/MAL/MOC on 08/16/2007 10:41 AM —–

Rose Adjang/MAL/MOC

08/16/2007 09:12 AM

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Look at the picture read the prayer and then make a wish and read the prayer again.

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Hi - I am picking 11 people who have touched my life and who I think would want to receive this.  Please send it back to me (You’ll see why).

In case you are not aware, Saint Theresa is known as the Saint of the Little Ways, meaning she believed in doing the little things in life well and with great love.
She is represented by roses.  May everyone who receives this message be blessed.

Theresa’s Prayer cannot be deleted.
REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer
.  That’s all you have to do.
There is nothing attached.  Just share this with people and see what happens on the fourth day.
Sorry you have to forward the message, but try not to break this, please.
Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. Read the prayer below.


Saint Theresa’s Prayer

May today there be peace within.

May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be

May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.

May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.

May you be content knowing you are a child of God.  Let this presence settle into your bones,

and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love.

It is there for each and every one of us.

Now, send this to 11 people within the next 5 minutes.   And remember to send this back.  I count as 1…you’ll see why.

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