Don’t Throw your old PC Try to do something useful from it Your keyboard can do this…

Or this…

Reuse ur mouse…

Need a new cage for your pet?

Smoker? “No problem” (i gona to use
my comp. pc like this……. ha ha ha)

I want to try this?!!

What? Can’t do any of the previous ? Yeah, You are
not a very creative person haa

Don’t worry!!! I have something that
you can do…

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—–Original Message—–
From: ayoy
Sent: Monday, October 8, 2007 7:36:08 AM
Subject: Petua hilang ngantuk ketika memandu

Assalamualaikum..

Semua orang, apabila memandu kereta terutama untuk perjalanan jauh spt balik kampung berhari raya, travelling kerana tugas rasmi dsbnya, akan merasa mengantuk yg teramat sangat ketika memandu. Hal ini boleh mengundang padah kerana hanya sedetik shj anda terlelap ketika memandu, kemungkinan untuk anda ditimpa kemalangan adalah 99% kerana ketika terlelap itu, otak anda tidak lagi berfungsi dan sedar, mata tertutup dan anggota tangan dan kaki tidak lagi dpt mengawal kenderaan yg dipandu. Berdasarkan pengalaman saya, sepotong ayat
Al Quran di dalam Ayat Qursi boleh dijadikan penawar untuk menghilangkan rasa mengantuk ini. Potongan ayat tersebut berbunyi…

” LA TAKKHUDZUHU SINATUW WALA NAUM…”

(maknanya: “[DIA - ALLAH] TIDAK MENGANTUK DAN TIDAK TIDUR”)

Selain itu, amalan mustajab untuk mengelak berlakunya kemalangan adalah dengan membaca Ayat Qursi 3x sebelum memasukkan gear pertama mahu memulakan perjalanan anda ditambah dengan ayat

“BISMILLAHIL LADZI LA YADHURUHU MA’ASMIHI SYAIUN FIL ARDHI WALA FISSAMAA’ WAHUWASSAMIUN ‘ALIIMM” 3X.

SELAMAT MENCUBA !! SEBARKAN KPD RAKAN2 ANDA UNTUK MANAFAAT BERSAMA .

“Selamat Hari Raya”

I’ve some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5. Why do people say, “you’ve been working like adog” when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isn’t it)

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

16. If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

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